Sylvester, how I’ve missed you.

Here is the worst trailer for what is going to be the greatest movie of all time. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, special appearance by the Governator, I’m sure the Predator and RoboCop have cameos. I think KITT is their getaway car, and in the final battle Skeletor gets run over by the General Lee while Optimus Prime plays a killer guitar solo. In all seriousness, if there were Oscars for Best Jason Statham performace, Best One-Liners before massive explosions, and Most Bullets Used to Kill One Person, this movie would win at least two of those. I. Can’t. Wait.

The trailer isn’t available to be viewed readily in the States due to Copyright laws, according to YouTube. But on a completely unrelated note, check out this link on how to make a delicious apple cobbler. WATCH how carefully THE crust is laid in a crossing pattern on the baking dish. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can add a nice whip cream TRAILER. Just click HERE:

This movie looks like it might beat the last 45 minutes of the last Rambo movie (where there is no dialogue and Rambo stabs people in the head, snaps their necks, SHOOTS THEM WITH EXPLODING BULLETS, then proceeds to get behind a large, mounted automatic machine gun and fire at anything moving for a good half hour. Both in regular and slow motion).

Remember when you were a kid and you would set up elaborate storylines with your GI Joes, Transformers, He-Man, Star Wars, and MASK figurines? Waging epic, cross-toy-line battles to either save or avenge the gruesome firecracker death of your sister’s Barbies? This is the movie equivalent of that.

Tags: action, awesome, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, explosions, GI Joe, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, movie, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, Transformers